oh bollocks
Wikipedia (my sole legal source of entertainment when I want to dodge work), has a bollock clenchingly good definition of the term. Credit to The Don for coming up with that phrase.
On that delicate topic, it seems that using a laptop is bad for the health. Specifically, it causes this. (The name of the html file should explain this crude attempt at humour). Geeks everywhere now have an excuse for those embarassing moments;
*in a tiny voice*Oh, sorry. I use a laptop.
Might some enterprising laptop producer come up with extra cooling fans for the family jewels ? Well, you never know. Perhaps the best title for this story comes from VNUNET; Chestnuts roasting on an open Firewire.
Of course, as far as (in)fertility treatments go, very few things beat a swift kick in the nuts. Or in this case, a bite from an angry police dog. Maybe the K-9 got his neuticles in a twist ?
On that delicate topic, it seems that using a laptop is bad for the health. Specifically, it causes this. (The name of the html file should explain this crude attempt at humour). Geeks everywhere now have an excuse for those embarassing moments;
*in a tiny voice*Oh, sorry. I use a laptop.
Might some enterprising laptop producer come up with extra cooling fans for the family jewels ? Well, you never know. Perhaps the best title for this story comes from VNUNET; Chestnuts roasting on an open Firewire.
Of course, as far as (in)fertility treatments go, very few things beat a swift kick in the nuts. Or in this case, a bite from an angry police dog. Maybe the K-9 got his neuticles in a twist ?
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