penguins on a bicycle
In other news, it seems that penguins and ice don't always get along. In a related blurb, Linux users everywhere galvanized into action, organizing a pilchard drop.
And finally, in a move that will bring festive cheer and joy to the hearts of thousands, pole dancers parade on the shop windows of a lingerie store. Santa's little (or not so little, depending on what you're measuring) helpers; just for passersby.