While wallowing in my present state of depression, angst and self-pity, I found this link oddly amusing. It requires Flash, and allows the creation of your own SouthPark character. Guess which one I made *grin*
I must not drink beer.
Beer is the mind killer.
Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my beer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past.
I will turn my inner eye to see it's path.
Where the beer has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
With many apologies to Frank Herbert's "Dune"