all too short and fleeting
- He is named Dong,
- He is a migrant worker in Thailand, the capital of which is Bangkok
- After said self-inflicted slicing and dicing, he collapsed and as quoted by the chief of police, is said to be in "stable, but serious condition"
- The chief of police also had the following gems to offer:
"His penis can't be reconnected because it's in small pieces" - Thank you, Captain Obvious. Using a scissor on your body parts tends to have that effect.
"We questioned the wife and ... she said he shouldn't have made such a big issue out of it" - Let's give Captain Sensitivity an award. big issue ?. Those are cruel, cruel words.
In other, somewhat less cutting-edge news, it seems that First Mover Advantage is indeed a myth. Witness the ancient South American civilization which produced the oldest discovered brewery. Anyone in the market for Wari beer? I thought not. South America, if you recall, also introduced the world to the delights of chocolate. So when did the Swiss come into the picture ?