the bond is broken
Caller 1: Bring back Sean Connery!
No, he's too old, regretfully. He was kickass though. Probably tied for best Bond actor ever, with ...
Caller 2: Bring back Roger Moore!
Caller 3: Bring back George Lazenby!
Caller 4: Bring on Hugh Grant!
Yes, it seems that the guy who blew his chances with Liz Hurley is one of the contenders for the next Bond movie. Fortunately for him, I don't get to pick 'em. Hey, I have an idea, what about Rowan Atkinson ? It's not like he doesn't have prior experience. No, really.
Update: It appears that Orlando Bloom will play a young James Bond in a new movie while Hugh Jackson is the odds on favourite as Brosnan's replacement. Hmph. *in snooty movie critic voice* We are not amused, nor impressed.
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