Bad beer on canoes

Thanks in part to those disparaging comments about the blessed beverage (Read the 2nd quote in that link to find out why I said that), I've found the 50 worst beers for the year, from a link I published a few days back. It's no surprise, really, that most of those "camel piss" clones are made by American companies.. which brings me to an old old joke, repeated here for your amusement.

Question: What does bad (American) beer have in common with having sex in a canoe ?
Answer: They're both fscking close to water.