it's a hard life
Not to stop at that, it turns out some granma in Suffolk had a million(s) to one chance occurence happen to her. No, she didn't win the lottery. Nothing quite so simple. She got hit by a falling meteorite. Even better (imagine the teaparty chatter around Suffolk), she lived to tell the tale. Wait a minute, aren't meteorites supposed to be these large, armageddon causing objects intent on ending life on planet earth as we know it ? What the heck is Bruce Willis going to do now ? Act on Die Hard 4 ? Eh ?